danisontnonfire:

How often do it be like that

currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody:

gerardseyeshadow:

edward-masen:

bardstard:

rosalielesbianhale:

petition to remake all of the twilight movies where everything is the same except that bella is played by john mulaney who has not been given a script and just has to deal with these circumstances as they come.

john: (walks into the classroom)

edward: 

john:

don’t u mean

marisatomay:

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

hxhq:

stvrklight:

chancethereaper:

snowhands:

see this is why i’m conflicted when people call him a mysterious man of the forest or whatever because he’s literally just like this all the time

Where are his legs

beyonslayed:

altonzm:

beyonslayed:

Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them

they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)

Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

jujuoh:

zombie-twink:

Results so far

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

intp-tells-it-like-it-is: